THIS IS A THOUGHT YOU MUST NEVER THINK:

Hey, it’s really great how I am focusing on my work, not like last Friday when I got “Total Eclipse of the Heart” stuck in my head and couldn’t get rid of it and it was driving me nuts.

Forever’s gonna start tonight! has taken on a whole new meaning.

If you are plagued by a song in your head, do not allow it to trigger a Sneaky Hate Spiral.

Do not sing the song to your seven-year-old child by way of explaining why you keep smacking your head and scratching your ears.  Your child may be pleased by your melodramatic singing (you will find it’s impossible to sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” recognizably without sounding melodramatic) and demand that you sing it again and/or start singing it himself.  Now you will never escape.