I was recently given a gift, not because I need the tools enclosed but just so that I could admire the packaging. This is truly a startling example of the kind of thing you sometimes find on Earth that seems to be written in English but . . . isn’t . . . quite.
The blue circle at the bottom informs you that this product is STAINLDSS, and that’s just where the fun begins.
The tiny script in the top corner seems to say this:
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Then, on the back, there is a whole paragraph of . . . product features, I guess.
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